186 Quotes by E. W. Howe

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.

Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.