13 Quotes by E.J. Wood

As I pull down my dress the suddenrealisation that I have just brutalised my own twat in the company of others places me in the most perplexing situation that I have ever found myself in.

I have romanticised you to the point where the knives you pressed into my skin began to look like cupids arrows.

I'd eat your face like a pack of jackals eating their stolen spoils.

I've come to realise that there is always more than meets the eye, James

That's because you have couture bollocks.

I had never been so grateful for shoveling shit in all my life.

Most of the guests here are psychotic gang bangers anyway!

Amelia, you are quite the challenge.

Do try it; it's their best kept secret if you ask me.'I´m more of a meat eater.