171 Quotes by E.W. Howe

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

A thief believes everybody steals.

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.