83 Quotes by Earl Wilson

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.