83 Quotes by Earl Wilson

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.