83 Quotes by Earl Wilson
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
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Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
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An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
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If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
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Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
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He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
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A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
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