83 Quotes by Earl Wilson

A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.

Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

There's certain things that had to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, ... So I'd have to be able to prove what he said was in fact false and I can't do that.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

For some kids who never even dreamed of going to college, they come to see the games and black football teams and bands from black colleges, and they see what's possible.

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.