83 Quotes by Earl Wilson
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Feminists say 60 percent of the country’s wealth is in the hands of women. They’re letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
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Isn’t it a shame that future generations can’t be here to see all the wonderful things we’re doing with their money?
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Saying ‘Gesundheit’ doesn’t really help the common cold – but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
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He’s so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
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There’s only one kind of tax that would please everybody – one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
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A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women – but not far enough to lose his balance.
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
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