17 Quotes by Edwin Edwards

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.