12 Quotes by Eirik Gumeny

Will and Quetzalcoatl pulled up in front of a run-down bookstore in the middle of a bombed-out section of an abandoned town in a once-quarantined county in the middle of a state that was disowned by the government and handed over to hobos in the hope that they’d either stop being hobos or die.

Calvin pulled the other end of the shower curtain open and stepped out of the shower, rubbing his eyes with one hand and reaching for his towel with the other. Only, instead of a towel, he found Jesus. Shaving.

The Lincolns urged the Jacksons to lay down their arms – and their legs, and their tire irons, and their shivs, and their makeshift cannons – and end their killing spree, before.