61 Quotes by Elaine Dundy

I felt experienced without feeling that I, personally, had been through anything.

We went to a movie and he kissed me for the first time. We kissed right through it...“Now let’s kiss somewhere else,” said Max.

Now.' He said, 'I have to ask you three question. How old are you? Are you in love? And what in God’s name are you doing here?

I had no technique for dealing with him: only an overpowering, unnerving, irrational, chemical desire to be with him.

For some people history is a Beach or a Tower or a Graveyard. For me it was a giant primordial Toyshop with all its windows gloriously ablaze…It was my present for being alive.

…I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life.

For someone who likes to get around as much as I do, I really travel quite badly. Planes frighten me, boats bore me, trains make me dirty, cars make me car-sick. And practically nothing can equal the critical dismay with which I first greet the sight of new places.

We went to a movie and he kissed me for the first time. We kissed right through it…‘Now let’s kiss somewhere else,’ said Max.

You're not playing the game," he said grimly. "English gossip isn't supposed to get back to the person it's about.