29 Quotes by Ella Dominguez

Growing up, my guardians refused to tell me what horny meant. As I got a little older, they forbid me to use it, along with any other word that was remotely sexual in nature. That pretty much set the tone of my whole young adulthood. I swore that when I grew up I would use that word as often and whenever possible as my way of rebelling against the powers that be. So in honor of that vow to myself: Horny, horny, horny!

I’m not friends with Adam. Trust me, that man is as useful as a tape worm and as appealing as a raging case of syphilis.