641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

You know, radio DJ's must really love to talk to theirselves. Especially when they have the graveyard shift. 'Hey this is Ellen with 89.1. It is currently three in the morning. There are few cars on the road. And it your still listening heres a little music to get you to dance..

All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not

I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point when I don't do this for a living - I'll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.

I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.