641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"

its like picking your least favorite color of the rainbow

I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.

I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'm not hiding anything from them.

You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.

It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.

You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.

It's a movie about love, ... That's all it is. There are tons of straight love stories and this is ... another movie about love.