641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down—not because you're drunk and not near stairs.

I went to the doctor to get a sonogram. I'm not pregnant, I just like to take a look once in a while; see what's going on in there.

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.

It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.

I love Jesus but I drink alittle- Gladis Hardy from the Ellen Show

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

On the topic of babies: "I know which end you feed.