89 Quotes About Comedy-humor

If one starts a serious cgange, the beginning has to be with comedy.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

The tram almost ran me over when I tried to cross the street. The exhilaration made me remember the vials of Jägermesiter I had bought exactly for a moment like this.

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily."No.""Elvis?""I told you, it's supernatural.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

God’s grace is infinite, my son.”“Thank you! What a positive way to start the day,” I said as I clapped my hands together and stood up.

Everything I touched seemed to be cursed—the next person who came in contact with that sunbed probably contracted HIV and died of a stubbed toe.

I’m a bit of a pessimist, someone who doesn’t expect the zombie apocalypse, but at the same time, I’ve got a bugout bag ready in my SUV . . . just in case.

Lady Beverly: What kind of bullshit answer is that, kiddo? I was born and raised here. I may be older that dirt now, but I was a street rat back in my day.