641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend. You have no need to be insecure. That nagging feeling is absolutely right on target. You are not that smart. But I have more good news for you. You are also not alone.

There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.

I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion.

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go.

I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.