10 Quotes by Elon Musk On Boring Company Flamethrower

Don’t do this.

The rumor that I'm secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false.

When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!

Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one. Unless you like fun.

But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain.

The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party!

Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker.

Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.

[The Flamethrower] May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses.