13 Quotes by Em Wolf

Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.

Text him and see what he's doing later.Prob hanging out around the house.Good. So he doesn't intend on going anywhere.Why? Am I planning on drugging and kidnapping him?We'll use that as a last resort.

The worst that could happen is you two get into a fist fight, in which I will referee but secretly be in your corner.Oh really?Really. I’ll even rub Vaseline on your face when he isn't looking.What would I do without you?You’ll never know.

Remember what I told you. Pick up the food. Get him drunk. Wait until his guard is lowered, complain about it being too hot, and begin stripping.

If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.What party?Adonis, don’t you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?

Adonis watched her strut away, friend in tow, like a peacock with a stick wedged up its ass. Tessandra Scarlatti. He’d hoped in his absence, she’d fallen off the planet or died. Preferably both.

Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole.

Adonis Benoit. What were his parents smoking when they named him? Talk about overly conceited. It was no wonder he had a penchant for megalomania.

I’ve missed that mouth of yours.