4 Quotes by Emmett Spain

I mean, electric shock? Isn’t that a bit... electric shock-y?

I looked like a corpse, and not a particularly fresh corpse at that.

When Kirsten carried out a portable defibrillator the size of a breadbox, I very nearly went into cardiac arrest. Which, let’s face it, would probably fall under the category of ‘most ironic thing ever’.

I’m ashamed to say that getting behind the wheel of Dirk’s shiny Penismobile was actually a lot of fun.