317 Quotes by Emo Philips

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    When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I’m a man. And I can take the wetness!

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    The other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn’t I see you on television? I said, I don’t know. You can’t see out the other way.

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