606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment.

even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.

What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?""No, Julius. It's the end of the circus.""I see. And these are the clowns?"Foaly's head poked through the doorway."Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

desperate times required judicious risk-taking.

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.