109 Quotes by Eric Jerome Dickey

We see what we want to see. We idealize each other with our own fantasies.

Women were excited after sex, wired becasue in their minds the relationship was on beginning. Men went to sleep m the because for the orgasm had arrived and the relationship was done.

Physical attraction was about aesthetics, not sexual performance, not mental stimulation. Without a mental connection, a remarkable sexual performance yielded no lifelong guarantees. It was only lust. And lust was not love.

I deserved to find pleasure that surpassed my imagination, better than any I had experienced.

Put a hat on the soldier. The soldiers don't need to have an egg for breakfast, unless you want to buy breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for the next eighteen years. Let's have fun, but keep it safe.

Trojan is a no-blow-job- condom. The flavor is horrible. Someone should come up with a barbecue-flavored condom for the hood. But greedy bitches would probably start chewing dicks.

. . . Your hair--it's kind of wavy. Indian in your blood, or are you a hypocrite and texturize your hair?"He hesitated, appeared uneasy, then said, "My mother is black and my father is white.""Your a brown-skinned Drake and didn't vote for your cousin Obama?

. . . Around the time Solange went mortal combat on Jay-Z . . .

There are some nasty bitches out there. If they don't dab the front end, they probably don't wipe the back end. That's women of all colors and races. Guess what? I'm not one. I smell nice at all times.