15 Quotes by Erik Bundy

I was a modern young woman, fearless and capable (with mace spray in my robe’s right pocket), and I didn’t care who knew it. Attitude was everything when dealing with dwarfs.

Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.

Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn’t mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn’t require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons.

Fate might forgive greed, or gluttony, or even bloodlust, but it never ignores being ignored.

Sometimes, I wondered if I might speed up his words by grabbing his wrists and finishing his gestures for him.

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.

Most people only have stray thoughts and it stays at that. But you’ve got power, darlin'. You flung out walking evil. Let's hope you can bring up a remedy too.

You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border.

It will change your life if you accept her offer. Common pleasures will no longer hold sway over you. It’s somewhat like catching religion.