20 Quotes by Erik Griffin

I look stupid without a mustache.

I think the best compliment you can receive is not, 'Oh, that was really funny,' but, 'Is that the first time you said that?' It's something that you've said a thousand times, but if somebody says to you, 'Oh my God, is that the first time you've done that?' you know that performance was where you wanted it.

'The Ugly Truth' isn't trying to change the world with strong political opinions; it's just trying to entertain you with thoughts and ideas from my crazy mind!

When they first start doing comedy, new comics or even people that have only been doing it three or four years, they're doing an impersonation of a stand-up. This is what I think a stand-up should sound like.

Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face!

It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.

I'm not really a current events guy, sadly.

'Workaholics' seems like it's doing wonders for my career.

Sometimes comedy can be, like, negative and just the worst parts of ourselves coming out.