753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

A signature always reveals a man's character -and sometimes even his name.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

To a teenager, it cannot be true love if her family approves of him.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.