753 Quotes by Evan Esar

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.

Sometimes the unexpected happens when you don't expect a person to come up to expectations.

Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work.