753 Quotes by Evan Esar

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

Consistency is a jewel, but too much jewelry is vulgar.

In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.

The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook--and isn't.

A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

A corporation has all the powers and privileges of an individual: all it lacks is a conscience.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Corrupt officials are usually close-mouthed and open-handed.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.