753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cowardice.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.

Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

About the only time Congress conforms to the will of the people is when it decides to adjourn.

The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].

A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.