753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Only one man has the right to boast, and that's the man who never does.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

A woman is always ready to describe another woman as charming, but only if the other woman is not charming.

Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.

The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition.