753 Quotes by Evan Esar

With a braggart, it's no sooner done than said.

Communism is a form of government under which every citizen at election time enjoys the privilege of voting Yes.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense.

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.

Conceit is a disease That the doctors got no cure They’ve done a lot of research on it But what it is, they’re still not sure.

Don’t be a hog: the only time a hog helps the community is when he dies.

Canada’s climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.