753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn’t be done.

Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.

The diamond is the hardest stone – to get.

Only one man has the right to boast, and that’s the man who never does.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.

A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn’t let the stork fly in through the window.

A good loser is all right, but it isn’t so much fun to beat him.

Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry – and the world laughs harder.