753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

When it comes to homework, most schoolchildren like to do nothing better.

Half the parents who do their children's homework for them shouldn't; the other half can't.

A beautiful blonde is chemically three-fourths water, but what lovely surface tension!

One of the things a boy learns with a chemistry set is that he'll never get another.

A vacation is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Sex appeal is a matter of chemistry, but you don't have to be a chemist to find the formula.

What every drunk needs is to get more blood into his alcohol.