753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Drink should be given to stream the man who is given to drink.

The difference between a cow and a baby is that a cow drinks water to make milk while a baby drinks milk.

A laugh a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

The land of milk and honey has its drawbacks: you can get kicked another man who is always by a cow and stung by a bee forging his way ahead is the counterfeiter.

We do not stop laughing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop laughing.

Two heads are better than one, unless you have a hangover.

No one gets a hangover from other people's drinking.

There's only one way to improve your memory, and that's to lengthen it.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings.