753 Quotes by Evan Esar

An obsession is an idea which you must get out of your mind if you are not to go out of your mind.

A fault-finder is a person with a bad memory who never remembers the good, or with a good memory who always remembers the bad.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in this world that just don't add up.

A memory expert remembers everything, including many things he ought to forget.

Some people have wonderful memories: they can't remember what they worried about yesterday.

A good way to cure a bad memory is by lending small sums to your fiends.

When some people lose face, they feel worse but look better.

A woman's face is her fortune---or misfortune.

Success comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration, and inspiration!