753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Nowadays the quality of mercy is not only strained, but also tenderized, sterilized, and homogenized.

When a teen-ager is watching television, listening to her record player, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.

Glamour is something that evaporates when the sweater is a little too large.

It requires a great deal of inexperience to be beyond the reach of anxiety.

The only person who is unbiased is one who has the same bias we have.

In fishing for a man, a flirt seldom know where to draw the line.

Life is a course that finally leaves you breathless from running around in circles trying to make ends meet.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration, and inspiration.

If at first you're not believed, lie, lie again.