753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Poker was played in Biblical times: Noah had a full house and Solomon held at least four queens.

Anxiety isn't all bad: at least it gives you something to think about while watching television.

A glamour girl is one who looks good enough to eat and dresses with taste.

Children learn to lie from parents who teach them to say they don't want a second portion of ice cream.

If silence is golden, a lot of people are off the gold standard.

A flirt spends her time making temporary male friends, but permanent female enemies.

Diplomacy is the art of diving into trouble without making a splash.

About the time we learn how to make the most of life, most of it is gone.

If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record.