753 Quotes by Evan Esar

A glamorous creature has the kind of figure that men give the once-over twice.

All things come to him who goes after them.

Anxiety is like sand in an oyster: a little produces a pearl, too much kills the creature.

Some people have a habit of lying, while others do very well without the habit.

Life is generally made up of three things: pretense, suspense. and expense.

A good diplomat is one who can always make himself misunderstood.

The only golden thing that some women dislike is silence.

Many a man who is drunk prefers to drive because he feels he is in no condition to walk.

Man is the only machine that needs to be lubricated with alcohol.