753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Diplomacy is the art of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.

Some women are so clever that you can't talk with them for ten minutes without beginning to realize how brilliant you are.

There's something glamorous about every women, especially when there are a few drinks in a man.

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

The punishment of the misanthrope is that he is forced to live in a world full of people.

People who insist on drinking before driving are putting the quart before the hearse.

A go-getter never has time to attend to other people's business because he always has more business than he can attend to.

Some people are liars; others merely tell the truth in such a way that nobody recognizes it.

Some friends are a habit. others a luxury.