753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Marriage makes a difference: the man about town sometimes becomes the mouse around the house.

Life is no laughing matter, except to the man who can laugh at his troubles.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but a woman gets a ring.

If you don't get the better of yourself, someone else will.

Silence may not be golden, but it is always worth its weight in gold.

Alcohol is a good preservative for almost everything but secrets.

Under a dictatorship the people have to follow their leader when they should be chasing him instead.

Some friends are habit. Others a luxury.

Most of those who are driven to drink, make the trip in the driver's seat.