753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow

The most popular form of altruism is giving to others the advice you cannot use yourself.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.

Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.