753 Quotes by Evan Esar

To be a successful liar one must have either bad character or a good memory.

Enterprise may not be enough to get you to the top, but it will get you off the bottom.

A true friend remains a friend even when you don't deserve to have one.

There is always one person whom a misanthrope doesn't hate.

Many woman is so clever that she manages to let no one suspect her of being half as foolish as she really is.

At a wedding the bride is usually well groomed and the groom well bridled.

Life starts with a bottle and ends with a bier.

During courtship a girl is unpredictable until she gets an engagement ring then she shows her hand.

Good intentions, like good eggs, soon spoil unless they are hatched.