753 Quotes by Evan Esar

It takes a clever girl to keep a man at arm's length without losing her grip on him.

Alcohol is like success; both are all right until they go to your head.

A diplomat is a man who uses his head without anyone suspecting it.

A true friend remains a friend even when you don't deserve to have a friend.

Enterprise means taking advantage not of things that happen but of things that do not happen.

At a wedding, a father gives his daughter up with the reluctance, and a mother gives her up with relief.

It is surprising how many friends a man has until he needs one.

For many people, life begins almost the same way it ends; creation and cremation.

The hardest task of a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are really serious.