753 Quotes by Evan Esar

No man is half as intelligent as he wants some woman to think he is.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on-that's life.

By the time the person is old enough to know better, he thinks he's clever enough to get away with it.

Money may be a curse, but you can always find someone to take the curse off you.

The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors.

To the misanthrope all men are equal--equally bad.

When a young man gives his girl a ring, he gives it with all his heart and most of his savings.

To be born healthy is an accident; to die healthy also takes an accident.

A person is hard up indeed who cannot get credit even for good intentions.