753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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The less intelligence you claim, the more intelligence people will give you credit for.
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More people would listen to their conscience if they could tell it what to say.
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When a schoolboy has original ideas, they are usually confined to spelling.
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If music is the language of the soul, jazz must be the curse words.
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An anniversary is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.
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Summer is the time when it's too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.
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The three most important events of human life have nothing to do with intelligence; birth, marriage and death.
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With man, every effect has its causes; with woman, its because.
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Brains are not a handicap to a girl because a smart girl knows enough to hide them behind a low neckline.
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