753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Some of today's films are so long that it takes less time to read the book.
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The man who invented the alarm clock believed people slept too long or worked too little.
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There's one good thing about tight shoes: they make you forget your other troubles.
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A girl doesn't have to watch the speedometer to know what her boyfriend is driving at.
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Of all the clever wives, the cleverest is the one who never lets her husband suspect how clever she is.
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Life always gives you plenty to think about, but seldom enough to think with.
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All misanthropes are alike in their dislike of people.
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When you hire people who are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.
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Man is a conceited creature: when we're right we credit our judgement; when we're wrong we curse our luck.
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