753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.

The surest way to bring spring showers is to hose the lawn and sprinkle the flowers.

Cause and effect can be puzzling: for example, cold feet are often the result of burnt fingers.

It is not unusual for a son to fill his father's shoes also his socks and shirts.

A tomboy is a girl who misbehaves like a boy.

If the high cost of living goes any higher, we'll be buying our shoes one at a time instead of a pair.

The path to success is not paved with good intentions, but with good intentions that are carried out.

Absence makes the hear grow fonder, but presents brings better results.

A clever girl flatters a man by asking the kind of questions he is able to answer.