753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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The more we think of some people, the less we think of them.
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The most welcome surprise you can give to your wife on your anniversary is to remember it.
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April showers bring may flowers. Also headaches to mother from kids indoors for hours.
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Winter is when you turn up the furnace to keep the house as hot as it was last summer when you turned on the air conditioner.
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A man's intelligence is seldom questioned as long as he can keep his tongue from trying to prove it.
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The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock is not hearing it.
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Some movies are so bad that they have to be seen to be depreciated.
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Giving and take give we hear a great deal about the Lord loving cheerful givers.
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A poker face enables a card player to conceal the kind of hand he has by the kind of face he hasn't.
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