753 Quotes by Evan Esar

There's nothing smaller than some women's feet, except the shoes they're in.

Every man is a little boy at heart, and every girl is a woman.

When a man is lost in thought, it's probably because he's in unfamiliar territory.

Winter is the season of the year when you always decide that you like summer best.

For every man who is always telling you what he thinks, there is another who is always telling you what others think.

Many a man who thinks he is thinking, is merely digesting yesterday's newspaper.

Rainy days come to those who save up for them.

Many men owe their success to their wives; others owe their wives to their success.

When a man doesn't go straight home, his wife's remarks do.