753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Every executive wishes he were as clever as he thinks his secretary thinks he is.
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A shower isn't the only place where if you make one wrong turn you find yourself in hot water .
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Even when a girl is as pretty as a picture, a man still likes to look at the frame.
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Some movies are so bad, it is hard to believe they were ever released; they probably escaped.
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Corn is something discovered by Indians, distributed by farmers, distilled by moonshiners, and dispensed by comedians.
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A careful driver is probably the one who is still unfamiliar with the gadgets on his new car.
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A married couple may reach their golden wedding anniversary without ever having thought of divorce, but not without ever having thought of murder.
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Some men have alarm clocks; others have their wives elbows.
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When it comes to giving charity, some people stop at nothing.
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